Sunday, November 09, 2008
You are my Youth and Leadership
More good news. Apparently this is meant for me, since so many idiot cult people can't possibly have been wrong so many times, and sent so many badly-written notes to me personally.
I don't know what to do with this message, though, so you just got promoted:
You'd be surprised the sheer amount of crap I get sent, actually. Like this one, I'd really be inclined to believe that the people involved just had the brains god gave a gnat when it came to addressing their email. Sometimes I suspect the same gnat-brain wrote it too, as it's occasionally nothing like English. And when they send me all manner of private information about people, like addresses and work histories and personal issues, I know that they meant it for me because, really, smart people would actually fucking check an email address before shooting off some seriously private information. Like maybe just glance at it.
So I was about to send off what may indeed be the 500th email response, letting them know they should use a bit more brains and a bit less faith when sending email, and to please grab a clue before sending email again, but I figure this was meant for me. Can they be so stupid so often?
This cult shit is offensive, as it threatens the notion I have that people are basically intelligent creatures, after all. I don't mind people believing in the spirit of Christmas, for instance, but people actually believing in Santa Clause himself - or any facsimile thereof, even if dressed up in stories plagiarized from Sumerian bedtime stories - make me uncomfortable and start to edge toward the door. You people freak me out, and really need to learn to take care of yourselves in the real world.
And this is me talking. That's not lost on me.
I don't know what to do with this message, though, so you just got promoted:
Thanks for the note, Lucy. This looks like the usual fare from the bizarre cult freaks to the South.Hi Everyone,Please let your youth and leadership know that the total turned in for the Ward was 1,044 pounds. Thank you soooo much. They did a SUPER job and the Sharing Center was absolutely ELATED.Take Care,Lucy
You'd be surprised the sheer amount of crap I get sent, actually. Like this one, I'd really be inclined to believe that the people involved just had the brains god gave a gnat when it came to addressing their email. Sometimes I suspect the same gnat-brain wrote it too, as it's occasionally nothing like English. And when they send me all manner of private information about people, like addresses and work histories and personal issues, I know that they meant it for me because, really, smart people would actually fucking check an email address before shooting off some seriously private information. Like maybe just glance at it.
So I was about to send off what may indeed be the 500th email response, letting them know they should use a bit more brains and a bit less faith when sending email, and to please grab a clue before sending email again, but I figure this was meant for me. Can they be so stupid so often?
This cult shit is offensive, as it threatens the notion I have that people are basically intelligent creatures, after all. I don't mind people believing in the spirit of Christmas, for instance, but people actually believing in Santa Clause himself - or any facsimile thereof, even if dressed up in stories plagiarized from Sumerian bedtime stories - make me uncomfortable and start to edge toward the door. You people freak me out, and really need to learn to take care of yourselves in the real world.
And this is me talking. That's not lost on me.
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